Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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