yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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