Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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