normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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