Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Randomize
