he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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