found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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