I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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