Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
