Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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