You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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