Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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