where does the pee come out of this thing
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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