Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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