Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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