just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
