At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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