Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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