Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
