Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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