Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We talked him into tasing himself.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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