I'm going to jail i love you
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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