We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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