he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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