I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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