I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
