quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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