Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You ate ashes out of my bong
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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