just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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