Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
