No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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