come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Only a mothe r could love this liver
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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