In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Randomize
