I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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