That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
