god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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