Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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