it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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