please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
