we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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