i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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