I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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