Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
don't judge my taste in strippers
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
