She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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