Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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