My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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