grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
