I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Its about making memories worth repressing
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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