So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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