the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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