Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Randomize
