I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Damn victory sex feels great
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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