I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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