absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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